2003 WBQA Finals

Letter Read at Saturday's Devotions

June 2003

Dear Fellow World Quizzers,

In the beginning of the quiz year was memorizing, and our memorizing was with our quiz books, and our memorizing was John. Our quiz books were intact in the beginning. Through studying all our scores were made; without studying nothing was scored that has been scored. There came a team which was sent from Iowa; their name was Greater Things. But some said, "Can anything good come from Iowa?" I tell you the truth, you shall seen greater things than this.

During one quiz our coach told us, "You are going to have the lead just a little while longer. Jump while you have the lead, before Detroit overtakes you. In this quiz you will have trouble, but take heart! We might overcome World." For she already had in mind who was going to win the quiz. For the fact is we have had 5 error outs, and the one we had just had was not our last. Then we began to argue sharply among ourselves, "Which of us will get this free question?"

While I am trying to jump, someone else jumps up ahead of me. My teammates questioned me saying, "How come you haven't been jumping?" For even my own teammates did not believe in me. Therefore I told them, "The right time for me has not yet come." For them any time to jump is right, but I prefer to jump in my own time. Then, on the last and greatest day of the Finals I can stand and say in a loud voice, "My teammates are always jumping even to this very day, and I too am jumping."

Many quizzers have asked us, "Is this your teammate Dave? Is this the one you say is in college? How is it that he can still quiz?" To this we replied, "We know he is our teammate, and we know he is in college. But how he can still study, or what he'll do after he retires, we don't know. Ask him; he is of age. He will speak for himself."

At the motel this morning, my sister and I said, "Our friend Evelyn has fallen asleep, but we are going to wake her up." Finally, we went back to our coach and the others who asked us, "Why didn't you bring her in?" We declared, "No one ever slept the way this girl does!"

When Elizabeth jumped on a finish this verse question, she was hurt because the quizmaster asked her a third time "Can you give it to me again?" She said, "I have told you already and you did not accept it. Why do you want to hear it again?"

Everyone seems to think that I and my sister are one, but I tell you the truth, before Amy was born, I was. Yet to her delight, she who comes after me, has surpassed me because she jumped before me. You have sent to my sister, and she has testified to the truth. Not that I always accept her testimony, but I mention it anyway. If you have seen me, you have seen my sister also.

The words I have spoken to you are thought perfect but there are some of you who do not believe me. However, Dave is the good captain who lays down his reputation for his teammates by defending our strange answers. For I am the voice of one quoting in desperation. But do not think Dave alone will accuse you before the quizmasters. Your accusers are also the other team captains, on whom your hopes of being correct are dangerously set. For they say, "Here you are appearing as your own witness, your contest is not valid."

I am going home, but I say these things while I am still at World. My prayer is not that we are taken out of World, but that you fellow quizzers protect my teammates from Berrien. Even though our name is Cook, they are not of Berrien, even as I am not of it.

Though we have been speaking as quizzers, a time is coming when we will no longer speak as quizzers, but will speak plainly.

Our coach said to us, "Fill your minds with John," so we filled them to the brim. They she said, "Now draw some out and give it to the quizmaster." I did so, but the quizmaster did not realize where I was coming from. Then he drew the scorekeeper aside. Finally they said, "Do you have a reference?" They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing me. But I said, "Why question me? Ask the other captains who heard me. Surely they know what I said. Stop doubting and believe!" At this some wanted to seize me, but no one laid a hand on me. Then they remembered that I had said "Zeal for the finals will consume me."

We have done many other things that are not written in this letter. If they were, I suppose even quizzers at World would not have time for the books that would be written.

Your fellow quizzers,
Elizabeth and Amy Cook

P.S. I tell you the truth, a time is coming and has now come, when all who are in their seats will hear the question and jump - those who have jumped wisely will rise to quiz out, and those who have jumped wildly will rise to error out. Come now, let us quiz.


© Elizabeth and Amy Cook 2003 http://cnonline.net/~TheCookieJar

 

The peace of being a retired quizzer be with you.

My love to you in Christ Jesus.

A non-retired quizzer,

Amy Cook

P.S. We will not all sleep.

P.P.S. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

© Amy Cook 2002 The Cookie Jar Web site

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