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Dave Gaebler, a retired quizzer,

To Iowa Obsolete and Aging, strangers at World, and scattered throughout the quiz rooms of Mike Miller, Chris Frey, James Benson, Gary Goetz, Andy Dalrymple, and John Isett,

Quiz-outs and victories be yours in abundance.

If there had been nothing wrong with our finish last year, no place would have been sought for another. But the coach said, "This is the covenant I will make with the team of Iowa after that time: I will put Hebrews in their minds and write Peter on their hearts. No longer will a quizzer teach his neighbor, or a teammate her sister, saying 'Know the material,' because they will all know it, from the least of them to the greatest. For I will forgive their errors, and will remember their fouls no more."
To the captains among you I appeal as a former captain: Be shepherds of the team that is under your care, serving as defenders, not because you must, but because you are willing, as your coach wants you to be. Every captain is selected from among his teammates and is appointed to represent them in matters related to the quizmaster-to offer contests and rebuttals. He is able to deal gently with those whose answers are ignorant and are going astray, since he himself is subject to weakness. That is why he has to offer defenses for his own answers, as well as for the answers of his team. No one takes this stress upon himself; he must be called by his coach, just as the co-captain is.

Therefore prepare your minds for action; be clear minded and self-controlled so that you can answer correctly. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reference for your teammate's quote. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear pronunciation, so that those who speak against your answers may be ashamed. You call on a quizmaster who judges each man's work impartially. But once he says, "The quizmaster has ruled and will not change his mind," if you continue to argue, you will be rejected. You will bring about no change of mind, though you seek it with tears.
Now there have been many captains, since age prevented them from continuing in office. For once one turns twenty, it is declared: "You are retired forever, in the order of Sarah Mally." Be on your guard. Your adversary Berrien prowls around like a roaring lion looking for teams to devour. Resist them, standing firm in the standings, because you know that your fellow quizzers throughout the tournament are undergoing the same kind of sufferings.

Therefore strengthen your feeble necks and weak knees. Make level pads for your seat. For in just a very little while, he who is jumping will jump and will not delay. Do not be carried away by all kinds of strange quoting. It is good for our score to be strengthened by bonuses, not by wrong answers, which are of no value to those who give them.

Even though I speak like this, dear friends, I am confident of better things in your case-things that accompany the finals. The preliminaries are only a shadow of the finals that are coming, not the realities themselves. For this reason they can never, by the same questions repeated endlessly day after day, make champions of those who draw near to quiz. We have come to quiz in the finals if we hold firmly till the end the winning streak we had at first. Therefore, dear friends, since you already know this, be on your guard so that you may not be carried away by errors and fall from your secure position. Be all the more eager to make your trophies and ribbons sure. For if you do these things, you will never fall, and you will receive a rich welcome into the awards ceremony.
Brothers, I urge you to bear with my word of exhortation, for I have written you only a short letter.
Greet all your coaches and all the quizzers. Those from Iowa send you their greetings. Grace be with you all.

P.S. All quizzers are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field. Their scores wither and their standings fall, but the word of the Lord stands forever.


June, 2004
Dear Dave,

This is now our first letter to you. We have written it as a reminder to stimulate you to quizzing thinking. In the past the quizmasters spoke to us at many times and in various quizzes, but in these last days they have spoken to us in Hebrews and 1&2 Peter, which they appointed material of all quizzes, and through which they made the questions. So we will make every effort to see that after your departure you will always be able to know the happenings of World 2004.

By faith, our dad, when called to drive us to Cedarville, a place we would later quiz at, agreed and went, even though he did not know where he was going. By faith he made his home in Ohio, like a stranger in a foreign state. He lived in motels, as did Elizabeth and Amy, Evelyn and Edward, who were heirs with him of the same quizzing stress.

A tournament was set up. In it's first room were the scoreboard, the table, and the quizzers' seats. This table contained the quiz box, quiz Bible, and the question packets. Behind the table were the quizmaster and scorekeeper.

Our coach said, "See I lay a team in World, a chosen and precious team, and the one who calls them correct will never be put to shame." She also says, "Today if you get a free question, do not answer questionably as was done in the round robins during the time of quizzing in James Benson's room, where Detroit and Iowa contested, and for fifteen minutes saw him deliberate!" And again, "Do not forget to say something, for by so doing some people have answered correctly without knowing it."

Quizzers that drink in the material often studying on it and that produce correct answers useful to their team receive the blessing of the quizmaster. But if we deliberately keep on jumping too fast after we have received knowledge of the other team's speed, no excuse for errors is left, but only a fearful expectation of judgment and of a raging coach.

Mike Miller was quizmaster of room number one. He meets teams returning from defeat by other teams and quizzes them, and the quizzers give him an answer for everything. Without prejudice or bias, without beginning of days or end of quizzes, like all the other officials he remains a quizmaster forever. Just think how great he is!

Who were they who quizzed and dominated? Was it not all those Detroit out on Obsolete and Aging? Yet at present we do not see every team completely subject to them. But we see Berrien Without Excuse, although they are stronger and more powerful than we, do not bring shaky appeals against such teams in the presence of the quizmasters. They will be paid back for the harm they have done. Their idea of pleasure is to cream the rest of us in broad daylight!

Day after day every quizmaster sits and performs his quizzing duties. Again and again he offers the same questions, and day after day every quizzer jumps and performs their quizzing duties. Again and again they offer the same answers. But we have come to World, to the ultimate tournament. We have come to team upon team in joyful assembly. Therefore since we are attending a tournament that cannot be topped let us be thankful and so quiz acceptably with reverence and awe, for our quizzing is a consuming passion.

Remember those in the semi-finals as if you were our fellow quizzer, and those in the finals as if you yourself were suffering. It still remains that some will enter the finals, and some of those who formerly have won tournaments cannot go in because they are too old. Therefore since the possibility of entering the finals still stands, let us be careful that none of us be found to have fallen short of it.

And what more shall we say? We do not have time to tell about Detroit, Idaho, Maine, Cedine, Pittsburg, Ohio, Shenango, and Berrien, who through studying, conquered teams, administered answers and gained olympic points. Who shut the mouths of captains, quenched the fury of contests, and escaped three nights of sleep!

But do not forget this one thing dear friend: with a quiz tournament, a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years are like a day.

Sleep and calm nerves be yours in abundance through the relaxation of retirement and the joy of being twenty-one.

Your former teammates,
Iowa Obsolete and Aging

P.S. After the finals are over, let us leave the book of Hebrews and go on to Matthew, not laying again the foundations of John, or of Corinthians, Luke, Acts, Galatians, or Romans. And God permitting we will do so.

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